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Kalif application

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:00:32 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with? Kalif level 2 worgen priest, and possibly Iliketopvp level 85 mage if all goes well

2. How old are you? 17

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol? It looks like a relaxed guild no doubt

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us? i had a friend tell me this guild isnt bad, even though hes not in it

5. Have you read the guild rules? kind of, yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence? yes

7. Are you an asshole? only on the weekend

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off? no i am not wearing pants, i am wearing shorts,

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will? yeah why not

application

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:40:28 -0600

1. Hantra Hunter 40, Yani Mage 68, Arlanna Mage 80
2. 48
3. It looks like a fun guild
4. Daddy
5. yes
6. Yes, I can.
7. No
8. yes & yes
9. Not since I was a teenager

Eddris' app

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:53:00 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with? Eddris hunter 71, Yavie druid 1

2. How old are you? 31

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol? the name.. its so full of win

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us? in the guild browser thang

5. Have you read the guild rules? yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence? if i try really hard!!

7. Are you an asshole? not really :<

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off? if i was wearing pants i would totally take them off for

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will? no but id give it to that coffee table in the corner, id give it good.

Wharg Application

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:28:10 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Wharg, druid, 26

2. How old are you?
41

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
It's a cool guild name

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
no one

5. Have you read the guild rules?
yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
When I'm sober

7. Are you an asshole?
sometimes

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
I don't wear them when I play

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
If the money's right

Moraear's App

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:10:31 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Moraear, lvl 68+ Deathknight!

2. How old are you?
27

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
Because squirrels are fluffy!

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
I heard about the guild from Hal.

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Yes.

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
I cannot form a complete sentence.

7. Are you an asshole?
Maybe?

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
Yes, and yes.

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
That would depend on the Ottoman/couch/loveseat. I look for personality and a meaningful relationship in my furniture more than just a quick fling.

Karalena's App

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:23:35 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with? Karaleena Hunter 33

2. How old are you? 45

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol? cause foamy is cool

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us? have 3 friends/roomates in guild already Jasiania foxsong and gotbigstick

5. Have you read the guild rules? yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence? when Im not being distracted

7. Are you an asshole? sometimes

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off? maybe o_O

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will? ... ummm that ottoman lied ... *whistles to self and wanders off*

Coldhünter app

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:13:11 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Coldhünter, huntard, 85 (nut)
Coldspell, warlock, 36 (not yet a nut)
maybe more...
2. How old are you?
very...
3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
butt cheeks and boobies on the website told me to join, I always do what I'm told (by buttcheeks and especially boobies)
4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
guild finder, then chatting with a few nuts ;-)
5. Have you read the guild rules?
rabid gerbil semen, really? ick
6. Can you form a complete sentence?
does it have to be at the same time? I can if I really concentrate.
7. Are you an asshole?
several exs seem to think so... but what the fuck do they know?
8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
pants are the debil.
9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
does it have to be of my own free will? forced ottoman sex is something you never forget

boobies.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:29:36 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?

A little late to this party, I was Gunhoney but did a race change.

Gnome Warlock Aauralia, Level 85, Demonology

2. How old are you?

Crazy old cat lady...

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?

See above...

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

My IRL friends who are also in the guild.

5. Have you read the guild rules?

BOOBIES

6. Can you form a complete sentence?

BOOBIES

7. Are you an asshole?

I hate assholes.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?

No. I'm at home, why would I have pants on?

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?

Inanimate objects really aren't my thing.

Oban app

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:05:23 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?

Oban, hunter, 80

2. How old are you?

43

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?

Because the Masons don't play WoW.

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

Old guild, remember the name from when I used to play, always had good experiences with PSP folks in pugs

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Nope

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
Barely

7. Are you an asshole?
Not usually, but I can be if I am overly tired and things are not going my way.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
I am currently wearing pants, but have been known to take them off with very little persuasion.

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
Furniture can't love me back, but I have no problem madly humping all of the above, preference being a couch.

Application

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:16:20 -0600

Application
1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Raggu-Warlock-85
Nemeses-Rogue-46

2. How old are you?
27

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
friends are part of it

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
My Wife

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Yep

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
Most of the time...

7. Are you an asshole?
Yes but only to people who piss me off.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
No i am not at this moment

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
I would not make love to them but i would and have on them. Well at least the couch

Application

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:27:38 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Katrinuh - Worgen Rogue - 15

2. How old are you?
25

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
Because i need Boobies and squirrels have huge nuts

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
No one did, but yay boobies

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Nope.. should i?

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
I can certainly try to complete one, if asked!

7. Are you an asshole?
I am but not to people i like, which is most people but if you start it,i finish it...

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
Yes i am, they have zippers down the sides! LETS DO IT!

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
Any Self respected person would make love to a 3 piece "Sexional"

Application

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:21:56 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?

Triscious - lvl 32 hunter

2. How old are you?

Ugh..hate admitting this... 31

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?

I'm looking for a fun guild to goof off with, and I hear that you are that guild..

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

Guild finder in WoW

5. Have you read the guild rules?

Indeed

6. Can you form a complete sentence?

If needed!

7. Are you an asshole?

If needed!

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?

I am, and very willing!

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?

If the upholstery's right I'll go all night!

You have disturbed my slumber!

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:21:41 -0600

*while walking through the forest you suddenly are struck by a whiff of dust and decay.

You follow the scent to an inconspicuous mound of grass and find what appears to be a boulder that has been shaken ajar by some unknown force.

You use all of your might and the boulder gives way revealing an ancient pathway leading deep into the ground.

You descend into the darkness fighting your way through cobwebs and vines until you reach a doorway.

You search blindly with your hands until you find a small lever about knee high which causes the door to violently drop downward revealing a massive crypt before you.

In the center of the crypt stands a single coffer, suddenly the room shakes around you as the giant stone slab sealing the coffer begins to move.

Just as you are certain the quakes will shake the ceiling down on top of you the quakes stop as the giant slab crashes onto the ground with a massive bang you believe has deafened you.

As you stand there in silence before the opened coffer contemplating if you should look inside you hear a faint murmur...

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"give me your panties...."*

lol just wanted to pop in and say hi, I've been in MMO purgatory for the past couple of years, still not thinking of coming back to WoW just wanted to see what everyone is up to. I think I'll be going to StarWars: The Old Republic when it finally releases mid December.

App

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:11:25 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Tanthaya, Rogue, 2

2. How old are you?
23, will be 24 in January

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
It's a laid back guild, just like I like.

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
Guild finder

5. Have you read the guild rules?
yep!

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
Are you kidding? I'm an English Major. That's all I can do!

7. Are you an asshole?
No, mostly a smartass.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
I never wear em!

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
Oh yes, because they are seductive like that. Cupholders <3

app

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 14:27:14 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Punchahoe
2. How old are you?
Well here's my idiot test if i was born in 1979. I would be how old?
3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
It's a laid back group
4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Maybe I did maybe I didn't. Would you really Know if i did or not?
6. Can you form a complete sentence?

7. Are you an asshole?
Most of the time yes
8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
What do I get out of it?
9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
I like to teddybears

Application

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 02:11:55 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with? Lehya, priest, 48

2. How old are you? 31

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol? You guys seem pretty great and your guild chat is hilarious

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us? Daddy

5. Have you read the guild rules? yup

6. Can you form a complete sentence? on most days

7. Are you an asshole? nope unless you need me to be

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off? yes to both

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will? sure that would make a weird story for parties

Application

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:28:09 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Naleah, hunter, 85

2. How old are you?
26

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
Daddy said there would be lots of sausage

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
Daddy

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
Most of the time

7. Are you an asshole?
No, I'm a bitch

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
I wear skirts, but yeah

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
To one or on one?

App

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:33:55 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?

Scapegoät, Priest, Level 76

2. How old are you?

33

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?

Relaxed guild chat rules. Also have a friend in this guild.

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

Dezease

5. Have you read the guild rules?

Yes.

6. Can you form a complete sentence?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

7. Are you an asshole?

Depends on who I'm dealing with. Default setting is Yes.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?

Wtf are pants?

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?

Application Chickensoup

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 01:54:55 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
Chickensoup, Priest, lvl 5

2. How old are you?
18

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
Cause u guys invited me and immeidiatley started helping me

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
Daddy :3

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Not yet, but they were explained to me by Daddy

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
I do believe i can form a complete sentence.

7. Are you an asshole?
Only to women abusers.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
Ofcourse ;]

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
Probably if you make me horny

Application- Zæxxïs

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 18:47:26 -0600

1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?

Zæxxïs, 85 Warrior (æ is alt 0230, and ï is alt 0239)

2. How old are you?

13, Nearly 14

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?

I have wanted to raid for the majority of Cataclysm. However, this is mainly impossible due to my guild's raid schedule and also in part to the rediculous requirements for the majority of trade chat on Garona. Plus, squirrels are cool.

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?

I have seen many people who are from Psycho Squirrel Patrol around Stormwind, and it seems to be a very open and accepted guild.

5. Have you read the guild rules?

I have read and I agree with the rules and stipulations set in place.

6. Can you form a complete sentence?

Is it essential for me to complete a complete sentence?

7. Are you an asshole?

I would like to think that when around others, I am not an asshole. I do not show signs of hatred or envy. So if that is the context, no.

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?

I do indeed wear pants, and I would not like to take them off.

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?

What is the gender of such an item? Also, when you say love, I hope you do not imply sex or things of this nature, as it would be physically impossible.