1. What is the name, class, and level of the character(s) you would like to join with?
80 Prot/Ret Pally

2. How old are you?
34

3. Why do you want to join Psycho Squirrel Patrol?
Too old for drama and want more excitement

4. Who, if anyone, referred you or how did you hear about us?
Forums

5. Have you read the guild rules?
Yes

6. Can you form a complete sentence?
Yo tengo el gato en me pantelonas

7. Are you an asshole?
did you just call me an asshole?

8. And most importantly, are you wearing pants and if so, are you willing to take them off?
see answer # 6, to release the cat

9. Would you make sweet, sweet love to a couch, ottoman and/or loveseat of your own free will?
only if the wife locks me out of the bedroom

accepted, just contact someone in the guild and ask  them to get a officer to send you an invite

invited