Stuff to Read

Grim Rita - An excellent advice column, run by a seasoned dominatrix.

Savage Love Archives - Another excellent advice column, run by a seasoned flaming gay man.

The Onion - If you have never heard of The Onion, you need to click the above link immediately.

The Five-Minute Voyager - "Five-minute scripts" for star trek, B5, Andromeda, and other stuff. I can't stress ebough just HOW FUNNY these are.

Book-a-Minute - Like the The Five-Minute Voyager, but with only one minute and with literature. Awesome.

A basic Buddhism Guide - Something to think about.

19th-Century German Stories - a growing selection of short narrative works in German from the late 18th to the end of the 19th centuries, most with English translations.

The Book of Ratings - Quite origional and an abundance of dry & dorky humor. A-

Reverend Billy & the Church of Stop Shopping - Hallelujah!

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.

Landover Babtist - Where the Worthwhile worship. Unsaved unwelcome.

Canonical List of Famous Last Words - Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of roleplaying sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest in peace.

Engrish.com - A photo archive of Engrish that's updated daily and good for at least an hour of entertainment.

The Bastard Operator from Hell Official Archive - "What was your username?" ...Also check out The Register for new BOFH adventures!

What if LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else? - By Thomas Hardy:
--Insert reams of thick prose and endless paragraphs here--
And Frodo never got in to Christminster and all his children died in difficult circumstances.

Stuff to Watch/Look At

Eric Conveys An Emotion - If I could meet anyone in the world, it might be this guy.

KITTEN WAR - May the cutest kitten win...

Virtual Street Reality - This is something you simply have to see.

Brave New Workshop Videos - This is a comedy group in Minneapolis

Fear of Girls - True love is but a +2 broadsword away. ("Mercy!? You want mercy!?...I'm CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!")

"Warp Factor Love" Music Video - You know how something can be so utterly horrible that it's great? (From the mocumentary, "AUTO DESTRUCT: One Man's Obsession With William Shatner")

Mac Editor - Speaking as someone who used to edit regularly on OS9.X, this is about the funniest thing, ever.

The Whitest Kids U'Know - Scaren' Babies! And other horrible things.

The Brick Testament - Bible stories told with legos.

Computer Stuff

PriceWatch - computer=good, cheap computer=better.

J!NX - I don't even want to think about how much money/time I waste on this site.

The Obsolete Technology Website - This website is dedicated to the preservation and display of vintage computer systems. It is... awesome. *nostalgia*

MUD Connector - MUDs, MUSHs & MOOs Galore! Wooooo!!! Also has a very nice java telnet client in case you're stuck on a public computer with telnet blocked.

Materia Magica - My on and off MUD addiction. Also one of the biggest MUDs on the 'net. Enter the world of Alyria!

Virtual Apple 2 - An entire library of old Apple 2 disks online & a free java emulator to play them from anywhere. There are currently over 1100 disk images archived on the web site. It is hella cool.

Every Video Game - This is a lot like the Virtual Apple 2, but for console games.

TinyApps.org - This site is really fun; it's full of very small applications, and some of them are even useful...

Web Pages That Suck - Learn usability and good web design by looking at bad web design.

Top Ten Weirdest Case Mods - I think my favorite is the microwave.

The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator - IM 12 YEARS OLD!!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

DosGamesOnline - Over 400 DOS freeware/shareware games, because CGA is the shit! Also be sure to check out dosgames.com.

SourceForge.net - The world's largest Open Source software development website!

Whitespace - Finally the programming language I have been waiting for. Easy to read, but yet powerful to accomplish the most unbelieveable tasks!

Think Geek - ...Just another place where I'm inclined to blow all my money...

Other Geeky Things

Utopia - This was my addiction for over 4 years.

Utopia Temple - (disgustingly huge) Utopia Community

Star Trek Official Website - how could I possibly NOT link this??? Though, their LCARS skin was much cooler. Goddamn Enterprise.

Hidden Frontier - A fan-made Star Trek series. All of their episodes are available for download on the website.

House Veska - My Klingon house. Qapla'!

Klingon Language Institute - tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?

Cosmo's Factory - The internet's largest Rocky Horror web site.

Leggman's The Tick Webpage! - Hands down, THE BEST Tick fansite out there.

Chevron 26 - A very thorough Stargate, SG-1 and Atlantis fansite.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Central - The best Aqua Teen fansite I've found.

Recommended Bands

The Arrogant Worms Dirt Pile - A very funny Canadian band!

Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - They're not so much a band as they're a comedy... uhh, team, but they do have some pretty funny songs, so they're kind of like a band. Sorta. Close enough.

Die beste Band der Welt - The website of die Ärzte, an awesome german punk(?) band! (Sorry, German only.)

Die toten Hosen - The website of die toten Hosen (The dead pants,) another great German punk band.

The Electric Amish - Three Men, Three Beards, and No Power, cleaning up the vast wasteland of Rock & Roll!!!

Unofficial Soundgarden Homepage - Ahhhh... my favorite band. This site has lyrics, images, and even video downloads!

Caroline's Spine - These guys did the Necrophiliac song. Need I say more?

TOOL - Ahhh.. TOOL. My first concert. They're like a "hardcore" Pink Floyd, I guess.

Webcomics

Sexy Losers - My favorite online strip. Uhh.. Only if you're not grossed out easily.

Red Meat - Another sadistic strip (it's in The Onion, too!)

Smells Like Cancer - Sadistic, spiteful, sarcastic, disgusting, and brilliant!

Sev Wide Web - A science fiction cartoon parody. The Star Trek comics alone are worth buying the subscription.

Ctrl+Alt+Del - Long live Fallout 3! We will never forget!

Order of the Stick - Aw crap, we failed out spot checks again, didn't we?

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Venus Envy - Zoë is a teenage transsexual. Apart from that, this is a pretty normal "over-dramatized teenage issues" comic. Unique.

Dinosaur Comics - I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON HERE FOR US ALL!

The Perry Bible Fellowship - Unicorn Power!

Notable Flash Animations

How to Kill a Mockingbird

Princess

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

Hyakugojyuuichi!

The Egg Song

Big Bunny

The Picard Song

Numa Numa Dance

Chip & Dale's MMORPG

The End Of The World

Strong Bad's Email

How to Buy a Computer

Keep your Parents off the Internet

The Llama Song

The Touchtone Genius

Iraq: The Musical!

Salad Fingers

Boromir Goes Mad

Total Randomness

Steak and BJ Day - March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

"Oh my god! There's an axe in my head," in various languages - toH, HIvqa' Qun'a'wIj! nachwIjDaq 'obmaQ tu'lu'!

The Surrealist Compliment Generator - You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

Universal Life Church - You can become a legally ordained minister, instantly, online, at this website.

How to Pack a Brain - This is exactly what its title implies.

WHAT'S NEW KAHN - Woah-aWoah-aWoah! (turn on your speakers.)

Banana Guard - Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed?

Anti-Valentines - E-cards to send to that special someone...

The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - The Baby Jesus suckles from the glorious and sinless nipples of the Virgin Mary.

Scotty the Blue Bunny - Middle-aged man in a bunny suit.

Extreme Ironing Bureau - The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt.