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What you'll find on this page fits into two categories: Necessity and PDA (Pure Digitized Awesome). That is, if any given thing is not an absolute necessity to have on your computer, it'll at least give it a +1 to awesomeness. Do not be afraid, my child. Embrace the kilobytes.

MP3s

Dead Alewives' Dungeons and Dragons part 1 - I attack the darkness!

Dead Alewives' Dungeons and Dragons part 2 - Fly by night the mountain dew!

"Always the First to Die" by Jinx - I only do 1 d 4...

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts - by Freddy Martin and his Orchestra in 1949. The lead singer was Merv Griffin!

"SuvwI'pu' qan tu'lu'be'" by Klenginem - This is a cover of an Eminem rap done in Klingon. It's something that just has to be heard. (For more Klenginem, click here.)

Klingon on Frasier - There was an episode of Frasier in which Frasier, thinking Klingon was actually Hebrew, gave a speech in Klingon at his son's bar mitzvah.

Klingon Anthem - I'm not sure whether this should be a matter of pride or a matter of "something I should never mention outside of cons", but I have had this sucker memorized for years. I'll probably even sing it for you if you ask.

Aktuh and Melota - A love song from a Klingon opera.

Klingon Drinking Song - I dare a Terran to sing this while intoxicated!

"Rap of Khan" by Warp Factor (MC Ka'Pla & 7 of 9 Inches) - Buried alive, buried alive, buried alive on Ceti Alpha V! (For more Warp Factor, click here.)

"Star Trekkin'" by The Firm - Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse!

"Posatronic Pimp" by futuristic sex robotz - The positronic pimp, built by noonien soong, call him up, he won't go limp, or finish too soon... (For more futuristic sex robotz, click here.)

William Shatner's Romeo & Juliette - Damnit Juliette, I'm a Montague not a Capulet!

Star Trek Bohemian Rhapsody by Weird Al - That's too damn slow!

TNG Answering Machine - This is my voicemail message.

Spock's Answering Machine - Here's another answering machine recording.

Spock and Kirk are Lovers - Audio clips spliced together from various Star Trek episodes. Umm, the title probably speaks for itself.

"The War of 1812" by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - The white house burned, burned, burned and things were very historical! (For more Dead Trolls, click here.)

"Every OS Sucks" by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - Another Dead Trolls song. What can I say? These guys are great! (For more Dead Trolls, click here.)

"The Toddler Song" by Sean Morey - Have you ever had to keep track of a Toddler? HAVE YOU??? (For more Sean Morey, click here.)

"Carrot Juice is Murder" by the Arrogant Worms - One of their more clever and... more peculiar songs. (For more Arrogant Worms, click here.)

"Outshined" by Soundgarden - My favorite song by my favorite band. (For more Soundgarden, click here.)

"Necro" by Caroline's Spine - The famous Necrophiliac Song. (For more Caroline's Spine, click here.)

Not MP3s

Skuld (406kb .zip) - This is a weird bunny-smashing game that could have come only from Japan. It's cool and quite addictive.

Tetrix 99 (93.4kb .zip) - This is a pretty decent Tetris clone.

PacoMon (897kb .zip) - A cute little puzzle game; guaranteed to have you bashing your head on the desk by the 15th level.

Warp Drive Calculator (10.7kb .zip) - Fun albeit useless program that will calculate warp speeds in meters per second.

Star Date (281 kb .zip) - This program may actually be of some use if you want to make your blog particularaly nerdy; it tells you today's stardate.

Klingon Klock (129kb .zip) - A mostly pointless program that speaks the time to you in Klingon. It's kind of cool.

mu' HaqwI' (115kb .zip) - mu' HaqwI' (Word Surgeon) is pretty useful translator & analyzer for the Klingon Language. I use it all the time. There's also an online version, which can be found here.

Star Trek Fonts (571kb .zip) - Here are most of the common Star Trek fonts, including many Klingon ones but not the one that I made. (You'll have to go to Mara's pIqaD for that!)

System47 (557kb .zip) - I've used this screen saver for years on account of its sheer awesomeness. It's undoubtedly the best LCARS saver I've ever seen. (compliments of MeWho.com)

Star Trek Cursors (373kb .zip) - My collection of Star trek animated cursors. 200 total.

Star Trek Icons (408kb .zip) - Likewise Star Trek Icons. 590 total.

Download Links

IrfanView - IrfanView is a very fast, small, compact and innovative image viewer that packs a punch. It's especially great for quick image ajusting/cropping. HIGHLY recommended.

TClock Light - TClock allows you to modify the clock on the taskbar in Windows, as well as the start button, start menu, and a few other pretty neat things. It also uses very little RAM.

1st Page 2000 - 1st page is a free professional HTML/etc. editor with tons of useful features and a customizable interface. I found it very helpful before I became comfortable with coding in Notepad, and I still use it now and again for big projects. It's a good alternative to Dreamweaver, provided you only code; you won't get any of that GUI design crap with 1st page.

AntiVir Personal Edition Classic - This is a virus scanner & system monitor that's just as effective as the extremely pricy Norton or McAfee. However, this program is free. Also, interestingly enough, in my experience it's crashed a lot less than Norton.

Spybot: Search & Destroy - This is one of the best spyware scanners available.